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What is it like being Timur Bekmambetov? ...How, for example, does he make a cup of coffee? My best guess, based on the evidence of the film, is that he tosses a handful of beans toward the ceiling, shoots them individually into a fine powder, leaves it hanging in the air, runs downstairs, breaks open a fire hydrant with his head, carefully directs the jet of water through the window of his apartment, sets fire to the building, then stands patiently with his mug amid the blazing ruins to collect the precious percolated drops. Don’t even think about a cappuccino.

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who is mr. bekmambetov?

[(Anonymous)]

...и откуда у него столько бабла, что сама анжелина джоли у него снимается?
(художественные достоинства/недостатки фильма никого не должны волновать - это всё тот же дозор-мозор)

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страшное дело - как он кофе делает
ужас

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